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sashayed
12 November 2008 @ 06:13 pm
evidently dorkorific got HACKED. motherfucking HACKED!! AND TOOK SHOEBOX DOWN WITH IT!!! i don't even know what to say! I mean, like, I haven't even looked in that journal in like months and then Jaida was all "what the hell" and then i saw it.

please spread the word not to click on any links, or anything, cause...totally not me. You can tell because there is no swearing in it.

(ETA: APPARENTLY THERE IS SWEARING NOW which may or may not have been there before, I wasn't reading very carefully, but JESUS CHRIST does this mean they will edit it to do anything I say? ATTN RUSSIANS: your fake entry would sound more like me if it included the sentence "SUCK IT, VLADIMIR PUTIN." [pssst I am hoping they will do that and then their ISP will be tracked down and they will be thrown in the GULAG, let's see if it works.])

YOU GUYS, FUCK. do I have to do anything about this, do you think? what should i do? WHAT THE HELL


UPDATE: sent a hysterical report to ljabuse, still freaking out; all those entries are gone, y'all, the closest thing I have to a diary is just...gone. Thank god I don't update very often, huh? that'd really have sucked, if there'd been more writing up, right?

ugh, I just feel so gross and violated. I don't even know what they had access to, and I'm nervous even about changing my passwords cause I'm afraid my keystrokes are being monitored, even though I'm on a Mac and i THINK i should be okay, but just, gross, gross gross gross. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? SARAH PALIN HOW COULD YOU ALLOW THIS, I THOUGHT YOU WERE KEEPING AN EYE ON THE RUSSIANS FULL-TIME NOW
 
 
sashayed
20 May 2008 @ 04:01 pm
Fandom: Iron Man (movieverse)
Pairing: Tony/Pepper
Rating: PG
Summary: Pepper makes sandwiches.

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sashayed
20 May 2008 @ 03:57 pm
Drabblet 4

Fandom: Iron Man (movieverse)
Pairing: Tony/Pepper
Rating: G
Summary: Tony raises some Serious Business Questions.

a fitting song.Collapse )


Drabblet 5

Fandom: Iron Man (movieverse)/Entourage (kind of.)
Pairing: none really; Tony/Emily-the-assistant implied
Rating: PG
Summary: For all she knew, any of these women could have been something other than a threat.

Good with Women.Collapse )


Drabblet 6

Fandom: Iron Man (movieverse)
Pairing: Tony/Pepper
Rating: R
Summary: There's this one dream she's been having lately.

Pepper Potts Considers Therapy.Collapse )
 
 
sashayed
27 July 2007 @ 08:28 pm
Drabblet 3

Fandom: The West Wing
Pairing: Josh and Donna, gen
Rating: G


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sashayed
26 July 2007 @ 06:24 pm
Drabblet 1

Fandom: The Office (pre-just about everything)
Pairing: Jim/Pam
Rating: G

petrichor.Collapse )



Drabblet 2

Fandom: Patrick O'Brien/Master & Commander
Pairing: none really
Rating: G

dove sonoCollapse )
 
 
sashayed
21 August 2006 @ 01:17 pm
Title: Recompense
Fandom: Brokeback Mountain
Pairing: Jack/Ennis
Rating: R
Summary: Which made a better punishment, the punch or the kiss? Riding the bull or hitting the ground? All his depthless want and his stupid love and all that going-nowhere hope.


You're a real belligerent motherfucker, Ennis Del Mar.Collapse )
 
 
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20 August 2006 @ 03:30 pm
Title: That the Science of Cartography Is Limited
Fandom: HP
Pairing: sirius/remus
Rating: R
Summary: The whole thing is silly and illogical. There has to be a rhythm. There has to be a sense. Because there are things that make sense about living, and you can’t come to a logical conclusion from an illogical premise, it doesn’t work like that.

the title comes from this absolutely gorgeous poem by Eavan Bolland.


In this house the walls are not going to move.Collapse )
 
 
sashayed
20 August 2006 @ 02:44 pm
Title: positivity
Fandom: lotrips
Pairing: domlijah.
Rating: pg.
Summary: an adult contemporary mixtape, in which elijah's not gay, dom licks people, billy's a love pixie and ian leaves unexpected gifts. there's cuteness. so much pointless cuteness.

everyone likes dom best.Collapse )
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