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HA HA YOU GUYS

evidently dorkorific got HACKED. motherfucking HACKED!! AND TOOK SHOEBOX DOWN WITH IT!!! i don't even know what to say! I mean, like, I haven't even looked in that journal in like months and then Jaida was all "what the hell" and then i saw it.

please spread the word not to click on any links, or anything, cause...totally not me. You can tell because there is no swearing in it.

(ETA: APPARENTLY THERE IS SWEARING NOW which may or may not have been there before, I wasn't reading very carefully, but JESUS CHRIST does this mean they will edit it to do anything I say? ATTN RUSSIANS: your fake entry would sound more like me if it included the sentence "SUCK IT, VLADIMIR PUTIN." [pssst I am hoping they will do that and then their ISP will be tracked down and they will be thrown in the GULAG, let's see if it works.])

YOU GUYS, FUCK. do I have to do anything about this, do you think? what should i do? WHAT THE HELL


UPDATE: sent a hysterical report to ljabuse, still freaking out; all those entries are gone, y'all, the closest thing I have to a diary is just...gone. Thank god I don't update very often, huh? that'd really have sucked, if there'd been more writing up, right?

ugh, I just feel so gross and violated. I don't even know what they had access to, and I'm nervous even about changing my passwords cause I'm afraid my keystrokes are being monitored, even though I'm on a Mac and i THINK i should be okay, but just, gross, gross gross gross. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? SARAH PALIN HOW COULD YOU ALLOW THIS, I THOUGHT YOU WERE KEEPING AN EYE ON THE RUSSIANS FULL-TIME NOW
why yes sir i WILL take a letter

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Drabblet 4

Fandom: Iron Man (movieverse)
Pairing: Tony/Pepper
Rating: G
Summary: Tony raises some Serious Business Questions.

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Drabblet 5

Fandom: Iron Man (movieverse)/Entourage (kind of.)
Pairing: none really; Tony/Emily-the-assistant implied
Rating: PG
Summary: For all she knew, any of these women could have been something other than a threat.

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Drabblet 6

Fandom: Iron Man (movieverse)
Pairing: Tony/Pepper
Rating: R
Summary: There's this one dream she's been having lately.

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Title: That the Science of Cartography Is Limited
Fandom: HP
Pairing: sirius/remus
Rating: R
Summary: The whole thing is silly and illogical. There has to be a rhythm. There has to be a sense. Because there are things that make sense about living, and you can’t come to a logical conclusion from an illogical premise, it doesn’t work like that.

the title comes from this absolutely gorgeous poem by Eavan Bolland.


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Title: positivity
Fandom: lotrips
Pairing: domlijah.
Rating: pg.
Summary: an adult contemporary mixtape, in which elijah's not gay, dom licks people, billy's a love pixie and ian leaves unexpected gifts. there's cuteness. so much pointless cuteness.

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